We bought our first real vacuum today. Its just a little bit awesome.*
This is a grown-up vacuum and by that I mean that its full sized. Like I don't have to hunch over, get on my knees or in any way maneuver it with my entire right arm like an angry anteater. This guy is so awesome he actually pulls me ACROSS the room like an out-of-control St. Bernard. And the sucking, oh my god the sucking!** Apparently, we've been living in filth for the past 10 months. But, you know, when I saw the filter I didn't feel disgusted by myself.It was just too cool looking, too absolutely awesome that so many tiny little things could get caught in that contraption. and I own the contraption. and I like it.
*I think those two sentences makes me more of an adult then my wedding.
**I think I may get some pretty interesting ads and very disappointed potential readers from this.
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